Posts Tagged ‘funny’

ingreed ient

Posted: July 5, 2011 in Food, lessons in life
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learning to cook

not really my way but… yeah… sometimes it happens.

FB

Posted: November 4, 2010 in just for laughs
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wife has been farting a lot lately… she told me this morning that she had a fart bubble. so i reckon this cartoon has the best description of what a fart bubble is…

gravity sucks

Posted: October 25, 2010 in just for laughs
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admit it. its funny.

barney farney

Posted: September 15, 2010 in just for laughs, lyrics
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damn purple thing

I love you.
You love me.
Barney gave me HIV.
It started with a hug. And ended on the floor.
I was raped by a dinosaur.

photos courtesy of agan harap. more to view at http://www.flickr.com/photos/31199746@N02/

something to laugh

Posted: July 21, 2010 in just for laughs
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im freaking bored. here’s something to laugh at/about

oommffpp!

*courtesy of daily haha
ok, it even hits the news now. the JJ Lin song/cheer (whatever you wanna call that piece) has been aired for months now. 15,231 fans of the “No offence, but the YOG song by JJ Lin sounds retarded.” page on Facebook should be one good reason to why the song failed big time. I can only imagine my friend from States, Pablo, laughing his ass off mimicking the hand motion (haduken!) and singing with his mickey mouse pitched voice as if he swallowed helium.
JJ Lin or Wayne Lin, is a local celeb who gained stardom thru singing, songwriting and acting. he should be seen as a hero. but this one song can turn the tables around pretty quickly. i have a love hate feeling for this dude. for a local to get his fame in manjan countries, he’s a hero in my eyes. but to sing that ********** (unable to describe) song/cheer for the YOG is a pretty embarassing thing to do (for me, at least… aside of me not being patriotic).

"meow"

Have you not seen the video, you ought to be living in third world country or something. It makes me into thinking that JJ Lin childhood is paying 50 cents arcade to play Street Fighter IV. He must’ve idolized Ryu or Ken. Who doesnt!?

“Bit off the dlums… pee on the ground…shoudi aw lao…make me so plawd”

how do we distinguish the difference of a typo error and someone with spelling issues? i guess its rather simple.

rightfully, a typo error is commonly ‘oozed’ outta nowhere in a middle of a well constructed perfect sentence. this also happens when words are typed so fast that the tiny glitch seems faultless. on the other hand, someone who had spelling issues are easily spotted. a blatant error would seem obvious as to perhaps with bad command of grammar.

i fall in the category of the later… but blessed with people who speaks and write awesome English around me.

in this fast paced life, anything and almost everything revolving around us is designed to simplify and automate our daily routines. with regards to this, our SMSes gets auto corrected. The word document could perform a quick spell chick within a single push on the F7 button. All our thoughts to put into words electronically, are well taken care of.

Try them manually… it might end up a little surprising…. like this…

no offence to gilbert, but..

i stumbled upon some funny pictures of the wussy vampire haters in the planet. please do check em out at my facebook photo album. http://ow.ly/27oJj

if these pictures offend any fans, im sorry… but these are too funny… if you’re pissed off with me for posting such… here.. a glimpse of hope..

read em out loud

funny shit… ever.

booger beggar

Posted: November 4, 2008 in just for laughs
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How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Lessons in Logic

Posted: August 25, 2006 in just for laughs
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  • I was born intelligent -Education ruined me
  • Practice makes perfect…..But nobody’s perfect……So why practice?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others,Then what exactly are the others here for
  • Since light travels faster than sound,People appear bright until you hear them speak
  • How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
  • Money is not everything.There’s Mastercard & Visa
  • If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,It’s your stupidity
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman
  • Every man should marry.After all, happiness is not the only thing inLife
  • The wise never marry.And when they marry they become otherwise
  • Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives
  • Never put off the work till tomorrowWhat you can put off today.
  • “Your future depends on your dreams”So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a dayThan waking up every morning
  • “Hard work never killed anybody” But why take the risk
  • “Work fascinates me”I can look at it for hours
  • God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends
  • The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you knowSo.. Why learn
  • A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station….What more can I say……..