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Posted: May 21, 2010 in Wife

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scoope de

Posted: April 10, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Scoop on Semen
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Posted: February 18, 2009 in Uncategorized

hehehe.. quite cute. i only knew this website exist today… good edutainment.

steamy veggie

Posted: January 30, 2009 in fact, lessons in life
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i came across an article on Yahoo on a controversial PETA (an animal rights organization) advertisement. For crying out loud, they are promoting vegetables with a more sexy approach. It was stated in the ad too that vegetarians had better sex. Even though my personal opinion, i think that healthy people are the ones who have better sex , i somehow wish that statement of veggie had better sex’s not true.

here, you take a look at the video and judge it yourself. you think so?

now you wish you were a veggie? heh!

40-ish – 49
Adventurous – Slept with everyone
Athletic – No tits
Average looking – Ugly
Beautiful – Pathological liar
Contagious Smile – Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure – On medication
Feminist – Fat
Free spirit – Junkie
Friendship first – Former very *friendly* person
Fun – Annoying
New Age – Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded – Desperate
Outgoing – Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate – Sloppy drunk
Professional – Bitch
Voluptuous – Very Fat
Large frame – Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate – Stalker
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. I am hungry= I am hungry
2. I am sleepy= I am sleepy
3. I am tired= I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

And finally…..
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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Posted: June 27, 2007 in lessons in life, rants & ramblings
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Read this off the net. Kindda interesting …

Marriage is a combination of friendship, love, and the intimacy of a physical union. Call it making love, marital relations, or by any other name, it is the pleasurable act and art of sex. We expect it, it is good for our health, we need it, we want it in our marriages so it comes as a surprise when, for one reason or another, we stop having sex.

Pinpointing the reason for lack of sex is the major key to getting back a healthy sex life. Unfortunately too many people put the subject of sex aside either not wanting to discuss it or hoping “things will straighten out on their own eventually.” They won’t.

What are some of the things that cause no sex marriages? Our frenetic lifestyles for one. We tend to put sex last on our daily “to do” list. Work, kids, activities, long hours of “day-into-night,” all lead to exhaustion and exhaustion leads to lack of sex drive. How romantic can you be when you can barely keep your eyes open? As one harried mother and wife put it:

“I hate to say it like this but, at the end of the day, sex is just one more chore.”

Researchers have found that when couples in a so-called sexless marriage are able to get away from family and work, and vacation on their own, their sexual activity is comparable to honeymoon sex. Sex becomes a priority when they are relaxed and stress is a distant memory. They have time and energy to devote to each other.

The solution to a lifestyle that physically drains you is to take stock immediately of what you and your spouse need to be sexually active with each other. Is getting away for a weekend out of the question or is it a possibility? Can you have quiet time at least once a week at an hour early enough so that you’re both still relatively fresh?
How important is the sexual side of your relationship to both of you? Be honest with each other.

Take charge of your life. Be your own manager. If you were paid to schedule time for someone else, you would. Why not treat yourself the same as you would another person? Your pay can be the reward of being with the person you love.

A second reason for no sex is the “anger syndrome.” Can you make love with a person with whom you are angry? Do you hold on to anger and let it smolder, keeping your spouse away? Anger is one of the least productive emotions. It drains you and keeps you from living. Get rid of it! Who’s right or who’s wrong doesn’t matter in the long run and snuggling up to “anger” just doesn’t feel as good as cuddling with your mate. Remember: Anger isn’t kissable, touchable, or sexy!

The last reason for no sex may be more serious than the other two mentioned. If stress, overwork, exhaustion, or fighting is not the reason for lack of sex it may be time to see a doctor. Health problems, both physical and mental, can cause a drop in sex drive.

Get a complete physical check-up and be frank with your doctor. Physical problems from diabetes, thyroid, menstrual cycles, menopause, prostate, arthritis, etc. can be affecting your libido. Remind your doctor of any medications you may be on, even those over–the-counter ones we pick up so casually. If you’re going to a new doctor, bring a list of any meds you take.

Depression also affects sexual desire.Tell your doctor if feeling sad or “down” is a continuous feeling.You may need medication to help alleviate depression. Be aware however, that some anti-depression medication can also lower sexual desire.Discuss medication that will have a low sexual side effect.

Doctors are willing to help; just be open and honest about your sexual problems. This is not the time to be embarrassed. There is rarely anything she or he hasn’t heard before. Sex is healthy and normal and an expression of a healthy normal relationship.

Remember you are in charge of your life and your sex life. Make time for the both of you. Enjoy each other.

batamese mother fish father prawns

Posted: August 22, 2006 in Uncategorized
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i dont know how to begin and i dont know where to start. lately, i’ve read up articles about men going to the neighbouring countries to satisfy their lust. singaporeans especially flood these places to get laid.. cheap and i really mean it …. cheap. and later that i learnt, there is even an online discussion forum ( regarding their field trip, men asking for tips, market rates for tipping, hotels they bunk in, names of the chemical whores…. why? why? why?

who romp these lewd places? men mostly… married men, single men, men who gave up with wives, men who claimed they are deeply in love with their other halves, men who’d claimed their CPF money from the govt, men who are broke, men who are rich, men who wants to go for a cheap thrill, men who just want to adventure, educated men, pious men, men who works there by nature .. bottom line, MEN who cant keep their pipe in their pants or leave with their spouse.

was there shame? was there a feeling of guilt or sin? i dont think so… why in the world would they wanna do that? what are their reasons? to those married men, why? why? to those who wants to feel like king and having the power to make the decision of who he wants to bed for the night.. for all we know, to dawn. why? why? the family is not being thought of, the religion which was made their pillar in life fell .. all for some cheap, young but stale rotten pussies. so why the heck pray to god? why the heck have a family?

its true that what i was tought a long time ago… human’s biggest enemy is their own lust and greed. how would u think the affected family members will feel? different people will have their own approach in resolving matters. some might wanna let it pass, some will spill blood over these. it is down to individuals to how they wanna climb out of this sin… or some might even want to settle down THERE and start a new life.

these seductive young ladies can be even be as young as their grandchild… ohh men. i have never put the blame to these young prostitues. due to their state poverty and lack of natural resources, they have to turn to sale of their soul… to earn themselves a decent meal and a proper life. knowing indonesia as a place which has a high profile for black magic and voodoo, i am not surprised if these young chaps use them to “catch” their prey. and the victims, sad to say, are our fathers, grandfathers, relatives and friends. old men at 55, filthy rich with their CPF money, behave like some successful businessmen there. being able to support another family would also be part of their mentality. im truly disappointed with all these thinkin…

me, being able to talk so much, is based on true encounters by relatives and friends who frequent such places. as much as i wish i never knew this place existed, i am blessed that i am well informed about this place NOT by personal experience.

keep ur willy, silly.